Firstly, I have a new favourite tumblr and it’s called Kanyed by the Bell.
Secondly, Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone went on a date, and they both looked really cute. Last night, while watching Gilmore Girls, I realised that Rory’s dad Christopher looks uncannily like Andrew Garfield. Please, see for yourself:
Christopher also seems strangely familiar. What else has he been in? I can’t be bothered IMDBing this right now. While we’re on the subject, I’ve decided that my favourite of Rory’s boyfriends is.....LOGAN HUNTZBURGER. It’s something to do with his incredible wealth, self confidence and little rabbit eyes.
The other celebrity coupling of note this week is Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. I just don’t know how she does it. How did she come out of the whole fake dating Leonardo Di Caprio thing on top? He’s in Australia, dating models, she’s in Boston, delivering birthday presents to Ryan Reynolds?
It’s Halloween this Saturday. What are you dressing up as? I’m so torn: I went to the Opera costume department and got this amazing corset and hat and skirt so that I could go as a Jack the Ripper victim, and then found out that it is way out of theme for the party I’m going to. I could just stay on this Jack the Ripper course, but am filled with doubt. And I have another, possibly better, idea of what I could wear. Heidi Klum always looks amazing on Halloween. Her gung-ho attitude towards the holiday has made me like her a lot.
FASSBENDER. EJIOFOR. PITT. DEPRESSING YET PROBABLY REALLY AMAZING DRAMA SET DURING SLAVE TIMES.
Aaron Johnson and Sam Taylor Wood are pregnant again. I often confuse Sam Taylor Wood with Heather Mills. They look quite similar, I think, and one of them married Paul McCartney and had one leg, and the other is with a 21 year old who she directed as John Lennon for a film. It’s all a little too much for my brain to compute. Since we’ve already done this once today, please, see for yourself:
Finally, if you need a break from all the brain-melts, take a moment to look through this round up of Justin Timberlake’s style evolution. Hopefully some smart couple will dress up as Denim Britney and Denim Justin this Halloween! Go on! All you need is about 20 pairs of jeans, a corset, curling irons and a cowboy hat.