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FRIDAY FAVOURITES - AN IMPORTANT AND TIMELY NEWS ROUND-UP with HANNAH COOKE

— Posted on 03.02.2012

Going out tonight? Maybe take some styling tips from these British babes about town. I love that this has become a recurring theme in the UK dailies.  You can read more of the disgruntled chilly chav beat here , here, and of course, here. Writing these articles must bring such joy to journalists. A taster:

“Joanne Avery, 23, is a clerical assistant from Chester-le-Street, Co. Durham, out clubbing in Newcastle. Her £45 Playboy skirt sits low enough to reveal a white thong, above it is tattooed her personal motto: ‘Couldn’t give a f***.’ It’s accessorised by another on her upper arm that reads: ‘Raw Sex.’”

Here is the best picture you’re likely to see all day:

WORLDS BIGGEST PRAWN FOUND!

Calm down, everyone, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are actually friends in real life. They just don’t text each other often.

Do you want to watch a video of FASSBENDER and Viggo Mortensen talking about spanking? And maybe acting it out a little bit? After the spank a (Fass)bender ensued:

Tinkling on the piano

Getting a piggyback

Having a cigarette

Making a friend

(These pictures, and more, from here)

Gah! Vampire to wed Cannibal! The WORST.

Speaking of food – how about we all get together and make some Ham Croquetas? Yum!

Finally, Blake Lively continues to be extremely annoying by talking about her stupid, totally choreographed relationship with Leonardo Dicaprio in the most irritating and frankly insulting way:

"I was in school every single day (this summer in France)! I'd get off, and, you know, we'd go on a boat in my harbor in my little village, and there'd be people hiding in a bush. Then people said, 'There's photos of you coming out of some hotel.' I was on a school field trip! And my friend at the time joined the school field trip, and we were walking down the street."

Yes, Lively, your “friend”.  At this point, I think that King Julian speaks for us all on this one:

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