It’s time for Friday Favourites, this time the Djinous edition! TGIF! I hope you enjoy my insight into celebritaaay culture!
It’s nearly the end of April already, and I am freaking out. It’s the fifth month of the year already? How the? LIFE IS GOING BY TOO FAST. We only have 7 more months to live. The mind boggles. It’s getting cold though, which I love. After a weird tepid summer I’m kind of longing for some kind of extreme. And I love wearing scarves.
So, The Avengers came out. From what I’ve seen it seems to be doing well and everyone loves it. I want to see it, but I’m worried I’m not learned enough to. I haven’t seen Iron Man, The Hulk, Thor...none of them! Do I need to? Please advise. Here’s a picture of Scarlett Johansson looking really cool in her leather onesie:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are still pretending to date. Or really dating. Whatever. I’m of the opinion that it doesn’t really matter/make any difference (when your whole life is a sham masterminded by Ryan Seacrest). I love it all regardless. In case you haven’t seen, here are some pictures from Kim and Kanye’s first daytime “date”. Looks hilariously staged (I’m looking at you Kris Jenner, secret PR genius) and I don’t believe she ate that ice cream. It’s all lies!
Looking forward to watching Kim and Kanye Krush, Kill and Konquer All Mankind.
Mad Men was great again this week. It was the first episode in which I could even begin to like Megan because she shoves about ten spoonfuls of ice cream in her mouth in an act of infant rebellion. Ha ha.
Lisa Lefteye is going to rise from the grave (or turn over in it, depending on whether you think this hologram business is tasteful or really, really not) a la Tupac Shakur.
Some people at CinemaCon were shown 10 minutes from Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit, which elicited generally negative/mixed feedback, which sucks. Apparently Jackson is using some new kind of bazillion-frames-per-second way of shooting and it looked “too real”. I keep thinking about Shortland Street. The way it looks too crisp. Bleargh.
Beyonce was named world’s most beautiful human being by People Magazine. Not even woman. HUMAN. I feel a happy warm glow whenever I look at her face, so I guess that’s what that is.
And I feel like I shouldn’t mention him because he is the pits, and also this particular story isn’t hugely interesting, but it seems as though Chris Brown’s mother has launched a purebred pitbull online.... pet store? And Chris Brown has lent his celebrity to it. I guess it couldn’t hurt his image; putting his annoying face next to a cute puppy face. Here is Chris Brown made tolerable (barely) by the cute puppy:
And here is the Chris Brown we all know and loathe:
Oh, and Ke$ha did a wee in the street and tweeted/twitpxted about it. “pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.” Nice.
And with that, I’ll say byebye now. I hope you all have a great weekend! Don’t slip over and fall flat on your face in the wet like someone might have done on their way to work this morning.