Hi! TGIF! I’m a happy chappy this week, just moved into a new house with some friends and I’m really liking it. Also I paid off my credit card and cancelled it. I called the bank people to cancel and they tried to convince me not to because it’s interest free and I had like 4 true rewards dollars or something. They’re pushy individuals. I had to tell all sorts of lies to justify why I HAD to cancel it. As if I needed an excuse. Thought I’d just share that even though most of you don’t know me at all, because I have never paid off anything like that in my life so I’m feeling pretty proud of myself. I like to think of overdrafts and credit card money as free money for meeeeee. Take now and ask questions later- that is my mature approach to life.
Anyways, here we go. Someone angry commented on my Friday Favourites last week. I am new to the “bloggin’ game” so naturally my first criticism really annoyed me. They seemed to take issue with the fact that I insinuated at the possibility that one day Chloe Moretz maybe might be this:
This person posts angry comments from time to time apparently, ALWAYS about Chloe Moretz. The really up-in-arms-and-upset tone of the comment kind of ended up making me giggle rather than seriously annoying me. What I write on Fridays is hardly serious, it’s meant to be very light hearted and I never thought that that I would offend with an offhand remark about Chloe Moretz. I didn’t even know who she was til recently. Shish kebabs.
(Courtney and I have theories about the kind of person this commenter is. Courtney thinks creepy old internet dude, I think irritating crazed twilight fan kind of person- So, commenter! If you feel like telling us who you are (and why you lurve Chloe Moretz so much) so we can settle our bet, email me at Djinous@gmail.com)
Chloe Moretz once said the word cunt so there’s a possibility she’s a terrible human being. People close with the young actress might say she is extremely promiscuous. We say she dresses that way at least- we see this as indisputable proof! Chloe Moretz’ dad is a plastic surgeon which means that obviously her face isn’t real. People are possibly saying that Dark Shadows was one of the worst films of all time. I also might say this. Chloe’s character in 500 Days of Summer sucked. No one that young is that eccentric and zany. Older people who are eccentric and zany like that are really annoying anyway. Also that movie was the pits. She was in a movie with Nicolas Cage- this would be a risk for anybody, and we can confirm his sucky-ness rubbed off on her. Hugo beat Harry Potter at the Oscars and she was in Hugo, therefore I hate her. Her hair is blonde but I don’t think it’s naturally blonde so I would just like to publicly call her a LIAR.
I feel like I owe Chloe Moretz an apology now, because I actually think she’s really pretty and I haven’t even really seen her act in anything haha. For the purpose of me being antagonistic, you were used. Sorry!
Tom Cruise, AGAIN. He posed for more photos that are gross (click here to see them, I way prefer to look at the one above myself) and did an interview for W Magazine. I don’t know about this interview, he sounded verrrrrry suspiciously sane. I figure this was over email and the answers were written by his publicist who doesn’t believe in the all powerful Xenu (isn’t insane). I wonder if Tom Cruise is disappointed that Katie Holmes turned out to be very blah. He’s always going on about how “creative” and “talented” she is but I haven’t really seen her do.... anything. Except making sure she walks around in flats at all times to make her lil’ husband look taller.
Chris Brown and Rihanna maybe had a fight. This brings me joy! He wrote a “freestyle rap” and said something about every n***** having sex with his old gurlfrand or something. Then in true CBreezy style he tweeted something stupid about people assuming it’s about them. Girl, please. If you’re going to do something like that you should a. Own it or b. If it’s not really what you meant, learn some stuff and unlearn yourself stupid because of course that’s what everyone will think. Don’t take to your twitter account to have a wah. Although maybe that’s his alternative thing. Like it’s either punching people in the face or tweeting out his emotionz. Well, I hope she DID hump all his friends. Anyway, they don’t follow each other on twitter anymore. Nawh.
I don’t “get” Kristin Stewart. She hates fame apparently... That’s why she’s always pulling the fingers at everyone I guess. She just wants to be taken seriously as an actress. Why would you star in the worst thing to happen to the entertainment world in the history of the universe aka Twilight if that was really your vibe? LIES. Anyway Snow White and the Huntsman came out. I would consider seeing it if she wasn’t in it. She came to the premiere in a sheer (yawn) dress and sneakers before putting her heels on, making sure everyone saw her in the sneakers first. She is just SOoOoO down to earth.
The John Travolta massage-grope drama is still going. First John Doe Masseuse (or is it masseur if it’s a dude? Bah) has dropped his law suit after his lawyer dropped him because he got the dates wrong.... What a web of LIES. Lots of lying going on this week. Second John Doe is still carrying on with the same lawyer, and has said that he is willing to settle for 250,000 dollars, if John Travolta wants to do this privately. So I guess if John takes the settlement he did it, if he goes to court he MIGHT have done it, but also maybe not. We’ll see! UPDATE: Honestly, I can’t even keep up with all this. MORE people have come forward. I’ll let you google this one.
Just wanted to mention this, because it ties in nicely with Travolta AND Moretz. I watched Carrie for the first time a couple of days ago. Travolta is in it and pretty dreamy actually. Yeah. The reason I mention it is because they are currently starting a remake, and Moretz plays Carrie- which I think is interesting. To me Carrie was so creepy because she was kind of... disturbing looking. Super duper thin and pale, with lots of freckles all the way up to her hairline. Chloe seems too pretty. Also the weird nudity and period scene were big parts of why the movie creeped me out- could they really do that with Moretz when she’s 15 and apparently devoutly Christian? Again, we shall see. Julianne Moore is playing her creepy mom. I do really like that.
Kim K has confirmed Kanye West WILL be in the new season of KUWTK. Kind of surprised he’d do that but whatever.
This german lady wore this to the premiere of Men in Black 3.
Chloe Sevigny cried every day costume/makeup had to put a prosthetic peen on her lady bits for a new British miniseries called Hit & Miss. She said she didn’t like people being that close to her whatevers all the time. She full on (seriously, full on) went down on Vincent Gallo for 20 minutes in Brown Bunny (20 most uncomfortable film-related minutes of my life) so I’m not sure I really get her logic, but whatevs.
I met John Waters once. Cool eh. He is currently hitchhiking around the States. Of course he is.
George Clooney is in an ad, looks nice with a dog, shakes his hand.
I finally watched all the released Girls episodes. I don’t know if I like it. I’ve definitely laughed, but I absolutely despise the main character, but maybe it’s because some of her attitudes remind me of my own but I like to pretend they don’t exist. MAYBE. Also that British bohemian girl really grinds my gears...
Okay, I’m off! Happy Friday and have a great weekend. I’m competing in a guacamole making competition tonight. I’m not competitive about anything except maybe this. Feeling strangely nervous, anyone have any crazy out there secrets? Anyway I will let you know how I do. Or maybe if I come last I won’t...