Hello. TGIF! I’m so happy it’s Friday. I’ve been averaging about 10 hours sleep a night all week so I’m very awake for the weekend, and it was payday today (yaaaay), I even cut my own hair last night and it actually turned out well which I still can’t believe, so life is prettaaaay good today. Haha. Anyway I’ll get onto the news for the week. “News”.
Now I didn’t write about the first Magic Mike trailer because Channing Tatum is just a total thick necked gross hunk of man meat in my books, which is mean, but whatever you can’t help your taste. Anyway a new trailer for Magic Mike came out and this time it is risqué (you see Channing Tatum’s butt. Shudder) so watch it here.
Miley Cyrus hung around in a pool with a guy who (it emergerd) isn’t her fiancé(!!!), and made it way too easy for everyone in the world to raise their eyebrows at her. I hope it was on purpose.
It was the LA Gay Pride Festival in the states, and Lil Kim performed. Lil Kim is fucking terrifying looking, in case you didn’t already know.
Soooo, in a scene in season one of Game of Thrones there were lots of heads on spikes, and in one scene they used a suspiciously George W. Bush-esque head on one of the spikes. I love this. Not because I want to see him dead or anything, I just like it when people are cheeky and do sneaky things. Anyway the creators of Game of Thrones/HBO apologised, saying they meant no disrespect. So everyone should just laugh like me and get over it.
Octomom made some porn. A “solo porn” but still- UGH. Anyways…. A few photos have been released and I can’t bear to put them up here so click here if you want to dry retch for a while.
Rihanna and Chris Brown are apparently hanging out again, this time with Rihanna’s family. Argh! Anyway last night Chris Brown got bottled in the face (hi-5 whoever) by someone in Drake’s entourage. A fight broke out…I woooonder why. Anyway- Y E S. Gooooo wheelchair Jimmy! Once the police showed up to the club both Drake and CBreezy had disappeared, but in true Chris Brown fashion, CB jumped on his Twitter account, had a wah and showed everyone a tiny cut on his face.
Kanye West apparently tweeted this photo and everyone went crazy because they thought it was Kim Kardashian naked. But it was this other girl. I don’t know why this is a big deal, hasn’t everyone with the internet seen Kim’s fanny already?
Also- Kanye’s house was broken into but who really cares.
8-( - Britney Spears is still weird and looks shitty and makes it too easy for everyone to be an asshole.
I hate Twilight and I hate Kristen Stewart but I guess I should tell you that Entertainment Weekly put “Edward and Bella” on the cover with their daughter Renesmee (ß stupidest name of all time) so if you care about the worst thing to happen to the entertainment world in the history of ever, go nuts.
Mark Wahlberg is going back to highschool to finish his secondary schooling. Mark Wahlberg to me is like a mixture of Chris Brown and Channing Tatum (although he is a good actor, I will give him that), so I don’t much care for him, but this is kinda cute. He’s doing it all online though - sucky. Imagine if Mark Wahlberg was in your 7th form class.
Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston have been wandering around Europe with each other looking pretty cute, putting all those breakup rumours to rest (“THANK GOD!!!!!!” – Djinous) and when asked about their relationship, Justin said he goes to bed feeling like the “happiest guy alive”. Nawww.
A man got so angry at his girlfriend for receiving a text from another dude that he doused her pants in wasabi and threw them at her face. Seems like a reasonable reaction. A+ for creativity…I guess.
FOREST BOY!!! I’m in love with Forest Boy. Look at his smug little smile. This kid wandered around Berlin for a while eventually ending up outside City Hall, and is claiming he lived in the forest with his dad for five years. Apparently his father died in August last year and he buried him, fended for himself for a while then wandered into the city. Apparently there are a lot of holes in this kid’s story, i.e. they can’t find the father’s body, and the kid seems reasonably well cared for re: nails and hair, so everyone is throwing shade and calling bullshit. I don’t care if it’s true or not really- look at that face. I’m in <3.
Have a good weekend everybody! Keep warm and safe and all that. I leave you with one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen in my life: