Hello! TGIF. I hope you all had a good week, mine was prettay great. I had a bit of a cold and got ordered to leave work until I was better even though I felt fine. So I was forced to have a couple of days off which was really nice. I have a 21st of a very dear friend of mine tomorrow night and I have to do a SPEECH. I’ve decided to not plan anything at all and just say what comes to me in the moment. Ha. Stay tuned.
Don’t you feel sorry for Kris Humphries? I kind of do. He’s been made to look like the world’s biggest chump. And as soon as Kim left his ass and moved onto Kanye West no one cares about Kris or his divorce wah’s. L BUT a couple of weeks ago he was seen with a tacky looking Kim-imitation called Myla Sinanaj, and shit’s hit the fan. This Myla girl is running around town telling people that Kris couldn’t wait to get his divorce out of the way so they could be together. Obviously this messes with his whole “I’m sad, let me ruin this bitch” angle in the divorce. She also said that Kris told her that Kim’s mom Kris (god, confusing) orchestrated/produced the infamous Ray J sex tape in order to help Kim take over the world become famous or whatever. Gross/lol.
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis ARE splitting up. Sad, but I’m sure we all knew this months ago despite all their denying. I wonder if he did hook up with Ashley Mary-Kate Voldemort Ashley Mary-Kate Olsen. Bleargh.
Alec Baldwin smacked someone in the FACE! YES! I love it when people lose their shit at paparazzi. Not only did he hit a photographer in the face, he hit a photographer in the face 5 minutes after getting married. Guess the lurve didn’t mellow him. I like when Alec Baldwin does shitty things, because he always just makes jokes about it afterwards. I wish everyone famous did this. Usually I only put one photo to a item, but this is Alec Baldwin avoiding the paps after the incident in question:
Hahahahahahahaha.
Angelina Jolie is shooting Maleficent at the moment, and some people got some photos. She’s playing the supreme bitch of all Disney bitches, which I think suits her just fine.
Kristen Stewart is the highest paid actress in Hollywood. I’m literally so pissed off I can’t write anything else about it. Here’s a list. Read ‘em and weep.
- Jennifer Aniston - $12 million
- Kristen Wiig - $12 million
- Meryl Streep - $12 million
- SJP - $15 million
- Julia Roberts - $16 million
- Charlize Theron - $18 million
- Angie Jolie - $20 million
- Sandra Bullock - $25 million
- Cameron Diaz - $34 million
- KStew - $34.5 million
Lindsay Lohan hit a car, lied about it, is a mess, passed out from exhaustion because making a shitty tv movie is hard, the sky is blue, humans breathe…..
Sigur Ros released a new music video which is really nice to look at and also really weird but you get to see Shia Lebouf’s peen.
Girls, Mad Men and Game of Thrones have all finished. Currently I’m rewatching Gilmore Girls (Jess Mariano 4eva) over and over but it’s kind of making me hate myself- can someone please recommend some great shows for me to start on?
Turns out Forest Boy is a total fraud, but I still love his face.
And to end this night on a happy note, here’s Ryan Gosling circa 10 years old or something, dancing and being adorable. Eeeeeee
Have a good weekend everyone! Wish me luck for this speech thing, I haven’t done a speech since highschool when they force you to and I didn’t care for it much then. The things you do when you love someone. Until next Friday!!! Bye-bye!
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